Random Thoughts

A cooll thing happened to me today a friend of mine who knows I live Halloween gave me a stuffed bear he is wearing a glow in the dark t-shirt and carrying a pumpkin with GODIVA chocolate this really made my day. My day hasn't been that great because early Sunday when I tried to get on my good computer Windows wouldn't even load That couldn't get the computer up much less the internet. Because I had company over I couldn't let myself get too upset even though I really was very upset so I have been using the craptop I dislike this computer It is hard to use it won't play any live feed or jetstream videos so I am pissed It is good for e-mail and blogging and some flash games and that is about it. So teddy bear and chocolate was a reward f9r good behavior
Something I didn't know about the Sedona McDonalds even though I have lived here 2 yrs. now It is the only McDonalds in the world with Teal arches

Kate's wild and crazy weekend

I already had small plans for my weekend.going to the Dia de la Motte exhibition at the Museum of Northern Arizona in Flagstaff nd going along on the Sedona trolley ride with my mom;s red hat group what I was not planning on was early Saturday morning I get a phone call from my friend Kalli who I haven't heard from for about 2 yrs, she lives back east in Md. She told me she was in Black Canyo0n and she would be uphere in about 2 hrs. I told her about my small plans and she said to go ahead and go to the museum and we would get together later on in the evening So U I went and got back around 2 and we made plans to meet at 6 So I met her in Sedona and somehow the conversation got around to she wanted tyo go to a Halloween PARTY THERE was one upin Jerome I had previously decided not to go because I don't live in Jerome and I didn't want to go alone so we decided to go and she woould spend the night at my house So I drove back home slp slapped on a kilt and some wings, talked f or an hour and drove up the hill. We got there early so we got parking. It was empty at 9 but this was cool because we could see people coming in and we could see their costumes. About an half hour later it got so crowded and noisy I had to leave in an hour. But we did see the costume of a guy on a toilet. Which was a show stopper we spent some time outside it was so crowded the sheep dance no one could move they just bob their knees so real dance. On the way home I got pulled over I wasn't sure why He asked me what the speed limit was I said 45 and he said no it is 35 and you were going 45 So I gave him my papers and he went back to his car and I am thinking FUCK I have been here 2 yrs and this would be my third but he came with a warning so I thanked him which stunned him and drove off in my car dumb fucking cop he/ll fund a lot if drunks later because I realize that it is what he was looking for I hate the police they are nothing but criminals with badges and bullies with nothing to do but harass innocent people like it was illegal to go out and have fun my car is a green vw with stickers it is marked and they follow me looking for a funny smell and are disappointed when I am clean I hope I don't get into trouble for writing all that So I made it home upset but happy it was only a warning .We came back put on pjs and watched anime I love my adult swim anime and we were talking about old times and what happened to people and she informed me that this guy I liked had a crush on me. and I had one on him but I didn't fuck with him because I don't mess with someone in relationship but they have been broken up for 2 yrs I decided at 12 o'clock our time ,3 his time, I was hopped up on sugar and excitement to call him with my friend giggling and egging me on We talked for 2 hrs he has my phone # and e-mail hopefully he will call or write but if not no biggie I was all wound up and excited so I didn't sleep well and mom gets me up at 9 to take Kalli back to her campsite and to go on the trolley ride which we did after the ride and lunch I came home and CRASHED I figure this is a really long blog so no one will read it BYE If you do kudos

GO AWAY

Some days I think it would be better to live like my birdies just go to the corner of my cage, rip up paper, turn my head under my wing and mutter at the world. I mean my cage would be my house or my room , over my wing would be over my shoulder, and I could mutter at the people in my house or the tv set. A way to avoid muttering at the tv is to not watch the news, Ophrah, and stuff like that - best to stick to comedy channel, and puff stuff. And above all say away from people they are the enemy with all their rules and regulations and crap in a couple of days you might feel better and be able to deal with the world. It's days like these I feel like Zorak you know in that old Space Ghost episode when he is stuck in the heating duct and he tell Brak and Space Ghost to go away because he wants to be alone and in the dark because what he is doing in there is private. I know a lot of people might not get this reference but no one is reading it anyway so fuck you world.

Bloodsucking Vampire Chihuahua's of Death

That's it folks thats all you need to guard your house is bloodsucking vampire chihuahuas of Death Take that big dogs say the BVCOD I have a small herd no one would dare come into my hous with these creatures with these creatures running amok oh they look innocent enough even cute people think only big dogs can be truly vicious but they don't know what these little creatures are capable of they leave little stinkbombs in your house and you are never aware of where the smell came from they will lick all the lotion off your body until your skin is so dry you become a mummy be sure no one will want to visit your house with these little monsters running around I must go these creatures have no loyalty they attack their owner

Pumpkin Patch

I have always loved the pumpkin patch. I loved it as a kid and I still love to go now. I don't care how old you get there os still room for the pumkin patch/ There are a few differences, I grew up back east when you put your pumkins out the oaks, maples , dogwoods elms ash, were changing to help celebrate your pumkin or jack o'lantern out here it is different because it is different because it is mostly prickly pear cactus or mesquite It used to be my family took me now I took my mom to the pumkin patch. It was still fun they had a petting zoo to look at the animals ,how they press apples, It was very crowded but everyone was having a nice time so it was a nice atmosphere. So we stayed about half an hour and then got in the car to go home that's when we noticed we missed about half the festivities there was a bunch of tents with vendors, games an actual pumpkin patch and all kinds of goodies I would say there is always next year but the state of Arizona robbed their land because they owned it since 1946 they say it is water rights but they are putting up a housing development it takes a lot of water for people to shower wash flush toilets than to run a farm Hopefully I'llfind a new pumpkin patch for next year hopefully a fun one

Optional Meanness

Have you ever had something happen toyou when people and you didn't even realize it until after you had a couple of hours to think about it? And even had to ask two people to see if what happend was mean. THIS is what happend to me I was knitting with a friend and another person who I was getting to know and in the conversatiion I mentioned that I was dyslexic, I have been diagnosed in the first grade and have had trouble all my life I don't even use IM because they don't have spellcheck The woman asked me to spell Massachusetts so I sounded it out t and this is what I spelled masschef she smirked and said that is how it is spelled phonectically and then my friend Erika a said most adults can't spell Massachusetts and when I came home and thought about it_ this woman is kind of snotty anyway with comments like rich upper class intelligent good looking would not be interested in a woman with tatoos and to compensate for such a bitchy comment she showed me her crappy ass tatoo on her shoulder that could be easily concealed and it wasn't even that good. or unique Tatoo snobbery aside I think the thing about my spelling and my disability was really nasty and went too far I am used to people making nasty comments about my tatoos and nice people saying nice thing s but my dyslexia is something I was born with and there was no treatment or cure for someone my age if you think about this it is no different than being made fun of for any other thing you can't help my tatoos were my choice and I love them and am proud of them but having a learning disability and mental illness issomething I can't help and am not proud of Kate out

Walking the Old Dog

I decided to give my old dog Emma treat and take her for a walk. Emma is an old dog she can make it t down the mountain but she cant' make it back up the mountain so I decided to go the duck pond This involves a Car ride, which makes Emma happy and makes me happy too because she actually sits and stays in her seat Emma is a beagle so what is the first thing she finds on her walk? A dirty old doughnut which I tried to get away from her but as I said my dog and has a breathing problem so you can't pull on her neck too much not to mention a heart murmer , fatty warts and her footpads are disintegrating but she is an awsome dog I love her very much even if she does have a litttle bit of a food problem we walked most of the way around the pond but we didn't go where the geese are because I figure they would beat her up so we turn around and go back we get to the car and Emma doesn't want to get in I figure she wants to walk aroound the parking lot and then I noticed she was heading for a certain car with two women getting into it and then I see why Emma is going there they have a sheet cake, a big one held between them I pull Emma away because I know what she would do Emma has no pridem she would beg so I walk back to my car Emma refused to go until the women in the car left I had to pull her back because she spotted a bag of old bread people had brought for the geese finally she got into the car she was very happy I don't think I can take my animals anywhere they don't know how to behave as I write this my cat Spooky is curled up in the waste basket My pets are weird and I haven' even talked about e the birds yet Kate

More Bitching

Money I like money but my money is my money not your money my money it seems like a lot of people on the internet are after my money I think it is very rude to ask people how much money they make I also find it rude when opeople look at my tatoos and say oh wow youmust have a lot of money let me get close to you and be your friend these dumbasses don't realize I apent a lot of money I don't have any left they re barking up the wrong tree I also can't stand it when people brag about their money You know when they say I've been to Ireland, I've been to India , China I've traveled the world I own houses all over the country I wear gold around my neck and my dog wears Armani suits which begs the question why are you in our knit shop? This bitch got on my nerves so bad ,talking shit about her dog has been on tv commercial and magazines , bragging how she goes to fancy restuarants , gets filet mignon and brings it home for her dog, How she paid $37,000 for this dog to which I say yeah but does your dog have a clover on its butt, mine does and I showed her my picture and after all that bragging she didn't even have a picture to carry in her wallet PATHETIC

Skinny women need to shut the fuck up

I've had it. Today a women came up to me talking about how FAT she is she wiighs 145 lbs. I weigh 225 I would love to weigh 145 lbs. So I told her to shut the fuck up and go talk to someone skinnier than her then she starts up with noo I'm serious looking all insicure no serioously shut the fuck up I used to be fat I used to weigh 180lbs. and how did you like it when skinny people talked to her about how fat they were when she was l80 and then agaoin 225 I'll take l80 L know I wouldn't be perfect but it would still be better then she said do I need to leave? Then I realized I guess I came on a little too strong , maybe you don't realize how rude you are being
Just like this other time this skinny little cunt weighed maybe 90 lbs or so talking about how hard it was for her to buy clothes in a size 0 or 1 now the fucked up thing is I had to go shopping with this bitch I could shop at one stroe a Lane Bryant this bith could go in every store and find size 1 clothes that would fit her she just didn't like the style and this skinny bitch would get oooh you look so fragile! can I carry you? I get ooh she's fat she must be lazy and eats too much and I bet she farts in bed. I can be friends with skinny people I have nothing against you I just think you people need to stop making us fat chicks feel bad
Yes I'm going on a tirade the women above also hate their own vaginas they think they are ugly and evil now I'm a straight woman and I see nothing ugly about the vagina I think it's wrong that women are so disconnected from their bodies I mean they were actually saying they should be in a horror movie " Killer Cunt" as an artist and as a human being I think the human body is beautiful and unique in its own way male and female young and old and all ages inbetween fat or thin I don't know how to stop this blog so Kate out

Shitty Day

My dad broke my computer today He went to get on it and he pused the button so far down it didn't come back up and it didn't turn on my computer. He took it to the computer guy to get it fixed they thought they could just usuperglue the button together The guy called me and told me not to touch it until 5o'clock My dad brought it home and before 5 o'clock he had to fuck with it and now it is broken and I have to use this shitty laptop to do this I am so fucking pissed I can;t get any of my livestream stuff that means no shows I will see if I can get into my e-mail anf find my old flash games and wahat really pisses me off is I stand stayed out of the house today until 5 o'clock I went to the chiropractor fillled out the3 special survey form whil listening to these stupid men bitch about the evil of wal-mart and how rtgthe government is responsible like I give a fuck the answer is stupid don;t shop there This really pisses me off they go there every day because of the convenience and then bitch about how they take away their jobs and livlihooh as sa small businesll owner I mean either shop there or don't either way I don't care I don't need to hear about this in the doctors office wnen I am trying to relax Me I don't go to wal-mart it's not for any high and mighty reasons I just can't stand all the stupid fucking people That's enough bitching for today Kate

Emma the scardy dog

It was a dark and stormy night with thunder that sounded like someone took a dump truck and crashed it into our house it was so loud it woke me up which made me have to get up and go pee the window was open in my bathroom so I could see out there was a flash of light right outside my window and an earth shattering boom it scared me so bad I actually shook and covered my head good thing I was already peeing so I go out to go back to bed and I noticed my door is open I looked down and I noticed the head of my 13 yr. old beagle staring up at me apparently she was scared too and had to go pee as well. which was good she didn't pee on the carpet she wanted me to walk her outside literally I had to stand on the porch with her as she went pee she came in with another crack of thunder I towel dried her which she loves and we went back to bed Kate

Spooky

The title of my blog is Spooky. Because my little black cat Spooky is sitting on my lap and I was having trould thinking of a title and she is purring a humming to me. It is Friday the 13th and I have had two black cats cross my path today I've always believed black cats wrre good luck maybe it's because I'm of Scottish descent and Scots believe black cats are good luck It is only dumbasses believe blck cats are bad luck Spooky is roaring as i wriyr thiskhjhy yh dhthis is what Spooky days to you my birdies they want to be put to bed Peanut whoe picture is on my blog decided to eat indian food today off my fork hope he doesn't get the runs I know I write a lot about my pets but they amuse me and if you don't like it you don't have to read it Katevb and Spooky

FARTMACHINE

Tonight I went to my Thursday ceramic class I had a really fucked up day and I figured hanging out with my friends would cheer me up so I decided to get drunk and paint pottery. But unbeknownst to me Julie had a plan she was bored this weekend and went to Spencers and bought herself a fart machine. She put her purse by my chair and waited for three people to be in the room and by remote control made me fart. At first I thought someone had a fart cell phone ring and I asked if someone ahd a cellphone or if it was a mechanical farter Our friend Pat said no Kate I saw you lift up and then Julie came clean that it was a mechanical fart machine. You see I don't help my case because I start laughing hysterically even as I am writing this I am laughing she did this three times tonight when new people came into the room. People who thought it was me until they realized I couldn't be farting different farts three minutes long. My friend Colleen's comment was she was waiting for me to fart my ABCs
The fucked up part of my day was and this fucked me up all day long I made a doctor's appointment for today in July we have a slip saying its for today I hate the dr. and worry about going I didn't sleep all last night knowing I had an appr. in the morning we get down there and the receptionist looks in the book and says I am not listed on the computer this really, really pissed me off I told the receptionist it is ok I just mind not being able to sleep about it so she asked if I minded waiting for a couple of minutes I said I didn't but I did as I sat there waiting I noticed two things 1 another woman came in with a booked appt. and that also mysteriously vanished and another woman came in and her dr. didn't bother to tell her she wouldn't be here today she had jury duty, after waiting one-half hour the womean pulled me over and said sorry he can't see you why don't you go to crisis I said no I'm not doing that I have another dr apppt in 20 min which I did go to and what I was too polite to say was why should I go to crisis I had a rooutine appt. the other point is that a lot of this is extremely rude a nd this is behavioral health and why do they pick the people least able to handle it to dish it out to
sorry I know people likd puff but I have to get this oout somewhere you can read the fart part and skip the shit love Kate

People like my dog!!

I/m so happy to get responses especially when it comes to my puppy dog, he is a jerk but i love him. I'm going to give shout outs on this. Memphis mentioned she has a mastiff and a boxer I've always loved big dogs I just never had the room to own one. but I do have a story about a mastiff and my little dog Marvolio, she is an Italian Greyhound, when she was in the vets giving birth to our italian greyhound and chihuahua puppies , there was a mastiff there he was only 1 yr. old, still a puppy, and as I looked at this big sweet dog I realized I have the perfect answer for anyone who says I have too many dogs or too many pets because I could take all 4 now 6 dogs and it would still be less than half of this big galoot if we added 4 cats and 6 birds it might make a whole mastiff. Now Marvolio was having difficulty giving birth , she had 3 puppies, and she gave birth to one and the vet told me to walk her around now Marvie was not happy she was pushing and dripping blood and placenta on the floor the big nmastiff stuck his nose down to see awhat was going on with Marvolio she bit him on the nose it didn't hurt him it just scared him. and then proceded to give a big push and almost have Notte on the floor right under his nose.
A little more about Marvolio. like all greyhounds Marvolio is very skinny and frail looking and because because she is italian greyhou she is small too about 9 n pounds but she can go 40 mph and turn on a dime this dog ran off a boar javelina. for those of you who don;t know it is something like a wild pig you see the other 2 dogs wrre on leashes going pee and she was insiede the house my dad yelled, I opened the door to see what was going on, she ran out the door, and she went right for the big boar. because all you heard was grunt and squeals and growling I was terrified because the boar was about 60 lbs and she is 9 I thought she was dead but no Marvie didn't have a scratch on her the boar on the otherhand was bit on the rump and the flank I goy yher two leashed dog s ain and she came in with them
Thanks to everyone who commented on my blog I'm not sure of the proper etiquette with blogs I was e-mailing people individually because I do stop and read everyones blog who comments but I'm not sure if giving everyone individual messages is appropiate or not I looked at it as old school mail but his is the internet and different I guess but I don't know the rules
Hey cube Star Trek Rules

My dog is a jerk

I was taking my dog Horatio for a walk today I took him to Dead Horse Ranch because it is not as crowded and because some people let their dogs run around loose in my neighborhood and their dogs might be calm but Horatio is a chihuahua and will attack any other dog that's why I take him to the quieter park so we get out of the car and what do we see a lady walking a pit bull like most pit bulls I know the dog is friendly and wants to play well he was on a leash so I figured it would be ok but not my Horatio not my little hershey bar he bared his fangs and tried to go for the jugular the other dog was like hey what the hell I knew a pit bull could really hurt my little dog I feel bad about this but I hoisted my dog up by the collar actually he was dangling from the leash I of coourse was wrapped up in the other dog's leash hte lady was of course properly horrified and said she was very sorry I said it's ok he's a chihuahua I know my dog is an asshole but what can I say I love him anyway anyway there was no real harm done both dogs were ok people were ok so we proceeded on our walk and Hortio is very happy

Thank you for commenting on I hate my period. I would use tampons too except back in the day I got the toxic shock from it when i was about 15 and was on a school camping trip and that was all they had so I can't use tampons any more I just hope they don't put Have a Nice Day on they thank you for reading Kate

I hate my period

Now I have to write about this . There is a new trend in maxi pads . I use Always because I need the wings for leakage control . I noticed when I am strapping this down the tape on the wings says HAVE A HAPPY DAY in both English and Spanish I find this highly offensive The only good thing aboout my period is I'm not pregnant. It is extre mely painful , I get very irritated , I cry at everything , and it makes me overeat. And there is something else those men who have a sex change to become women will never, never, never be a real woman until they deal with the pain and monthly agony of having a menstral period . And to all those women who don't have pain like me FUCK YOU I'm having cramps as I write this love Kate

Wild Chicken

I saw a wild chicken today. It ran right in front of me as I was walking my dog. It even teased her going buck , buck , vuck and waved its tail and ran across the road. The answer to why the chicken crossed the road is to tease my dog. I consider these wild chickens because they escape from their homes and barns to run around free. and to unwittingly freak people out. because in your head you are going did I just see a chicken? and then you go yead I did there it is. I live in rural Arizona but it is still a housing development the suburbs you don't expect to see chickens

My Life

I've been trying to calmdown and keep my life simple since my last blogpost. A short trip to the yarn store, a 45 min. massage for $10 , today I've done nothing I put a pink lizard on my head and watched Utube videos . I did talk to my friend Shannon for 45 min.. People have told me not to write boring blog entries , only dramatic and exciting shit but I figured noone is reading it anyway so why not write what I want . SiII we noone is paying attention why not boring, exciting, whatever..It was mentioned to me I was supposed to make paragraphs. I tried to press the down key but is didn't work.. Also there is a thing that says link but i"m not sure how to do that so I am leaving it blank. As I said in my6 last blog I started posting these blogs myself not via a third person so I'm not quite sure how to do some of the stuff. I will say blogger is a whole lot better than Myspace blogger I can at least figure out how to post my blog . My space is pigshit I'm glad I;m off of it I couldn't firgure out how to post my blog on my own and had too many fucking teenagers and old fucking perverts Kate out

Aggrevation

my dad really pissed me the fuck off today i was going about my own business going to the knit store and after that painting pottery my dad came to pick me up from the pottery place, i can drive but sometimes it is better for other people to drive me anyway there is a large biker rally in cottonwood this weekend something like 50,000 bikers will be there and even apparently sandra bullock was signing autographs outside the susisq today and then i realized i saw a bunch of chopper bikes when i was on my way to the chiropractor and i saw a guy who looked like jesse james but i just blew it off and now i realize it was him because a lady at my pottery class told me they bought land in cornville that is only 15 min from my house a lot of righy rich motherfuckers live around here but they can't be bothered to buy their milk from walmart but ehy can make money from the chopper convention so people are coming in droves they closed off two street so the bikers can have their own place to party and not bother other people for some reason my dad took this closing of two streets as an evil conspiracy of the republican government i told him this is hollywood shit and had nothing to do with the fucking government then he started going on and on about the bush administration and wouldn't shut the fuck up i mean i don't fucking care the man will sit in his room watching Cnn 24/7 i think it has rotted his fucking brain i tell him he needs to stop this shit he is just getting me riled up i mean when i go out in public i am surrounded by knitters and artistswho don't want to hear this it is getting me in trouble and he needs to stop i get out of the car and go to the doorhe keeps talking shit i tell him he needs to keep the fuck away from me then he invadwes my space and runs into my elbow because he thinks he is skinny and can get into the door before me he says watch the elbow that's when i realized he was trying to get me to physically hurt him or to smash the new ceramic art piece i made i sais no he needed to go get into the car he was setting me up he;s done this crap before one time when i was having a complete psychotic breakdown he asked one of my alternate personalities to kill him luyckily i have a middle one set up to rprotect me from shit just like that i actually called 911 to ask for help because my father was trying tomake me kill him this is the first post i am attempting to post just myself kate

Things that happened tome today.

I cancelled my myspace it was just wasn't working out I had no friends and it wasn't working out.

I went to the ceramic shop because I wanted to finish up some of my old pieces of ceramics. I came home apparently my father wasn't watching the dogs they trashed $400 worth of yarn and a blanket I've been working on since may shell stitch. I was so mad I made my dad leave the house for a little bit so to calm down

My friend Shannon sent me a video of Mr. Pregnant. I find it was funny so I looked it up on she google web cam and I got a lot more of his videos that way only one was too disgusting for me to watch that was the I fucked the dog one they re gross, crass, disgusting, and extremely fucking funny I've I even e-mailed him asking if he wouldn't mind fat people subscribing because in his videos he hates fat people but he is fat and I think he was joking that's it for right now.

Kate

I don't like to talk or write about politics

I'm going to say a few things I'm want to say I'm a voter because the right to complain but the 2000 election proved one thing to me your vote doesn't matter I believe we need to rid of the electoral college and let the people choose

Kate

Ode To John Waters

I was looking through my own blogs and I noticed I had a subscriber my blog manager still says I have no subscribers Alyssa I know you are a real human but because your avatar is your rottweiler. I like to think your dog is the one reading my stuff you know he is sitting in the chair with his paws on the keyboard typing away that is my mental picture I don't generally go through myspace profiles but I always look at the people who write to me and when I was drunk one night I went through a bunch of them I notice people frequently talk about their hero so I figured I would talk about mine a little bit I'm not going to bore you with the usual ones like Gandhi, Einstein, or even Tim Burton which my left forearm is indebted to with nightmare before Christmas I want to talk about john waters maybe its because I'm from Maryland but I love his movies and sense of humor like his last movie dirty shame he actually asked one of the guys from my tattoo parlor to be in the film and he is in the biker bar scene with the topless dancer and I llike crybaby not because of Johnny depp but because te amusement park that was in it was enchanted forest and I used to go there as a kid I've seen all the movies but it is hard to get anything before polyester but I did get to see female trouble which was made the year I was born thanks to the independent film channel which doesn't believe in censorship I still have yet to see pink flamingo with divine eating shit and I think a talking butthole because you need this stuff uncensored or you just won't get it because I saw dirty shame in the theater and I thought I was funny as all get out but I also rented it when it came out before I got my dvd from a local video store it was so censored it made no fucking sense I've also read both his books shock value and crackpot shock value I bought it was in poor condition the cover wasn't en even attached they don't take care of his books if there are more of his books out there someone please tell me they still hide some of his stuff but because hairspray was a success he is getting more and more known this makes me happy

Kate

What I did today

It was suggested to me that I needed to play on the Internet, so first I looked up string theory. PBS really dumbed it down so anyone could understand it. Really my only question is; what is behind the strings so then I looked up knot theory, that was fairly fun so then I looked up chaos theory; there is a lot on chaos theory! It took me an hour to read one example of it, then it was time for me to go because a guy was coming to install a DVR. I don't like dealing with these people so we went to flagstaff. We drove up oak creek canyon in what I think is one of the most beautiful drives in the country. When we got to Flag we decided to go look at the yellow aspens. We drove along at 8,000 feet where we saw golden aspens among the ponderous pines. Then we stopped at a place that said, "home of the white buffalo we decided this would be a cool idea to go look at them I saw something that almost made me leave a sign that said 50 cents to use the toilet I think theta is evil, tacky, and wrong but I really did want to see the buffaloes so we went in anyway and we paid $5 to see them but that was to jhelp pay for their food which I fully understand but the toilet charging is wrong they had 8 white American bison Buffalo are creatures from Africa and American Buffalo are really bison they also had one big brown daddy and some really cute pygmy goats and an alpaca and some doves and a pocket squirrel plus a great view of the sacred mountain which ahas kokapelli on it plain as day and a crescent moon so it was worth the $5 we ate a cracker barrel where I got really cute Halloween beanie babies got home dad had recorded my narato's on the DVR now I'm going go watch them.

Kate

Random thoughts by Kate

I was driving in the car the other day and my Dad said, "you are more fun than a barrel of monkeys." And this made me think where did this expression get started?Did someone put a buch of monkeys in a barrel? If so how many? Did they die, or did they come out alive? If they were live monkeys don't you think the monkeys would be pissed? I mean, if someone put you in a barrel wouldn't you be pissed? Or, maybe they were thinking of that kid's gabe where all the monkeys are hooked together.

Meanwhile my mom writes this because she can spell and type faster. My cute little Italian greyhound morvolio is trying to stand in her lap while she types. It looks really funny, but she pushes her down unlike me who tries to type while holding her :)

Kate