Bloodsucking Vampire Chihuahua's of Death

That's it folks thats all you need to guard your house is bloodsucking vampire chihuahuas of Death Take that big dogs say the BVCOD I have a small herd no one would dare come into my hous with these creatures with these creatures running amok oh they look innocent enough even cute people think only big dogs can be truly vicious but they don't know what these little creatures are capable of they leave little stinkbombs in your house and you are never aware of where the smell came from they will lick all the lotion off your body until your skin is so dry you become a mummy be sure no one will want to visit your house with these little monsters running around I must go these creatures have no loyalty they attack their owner