ultimate punishment for kitty

MY little black kitty likes to sneak out This cat wil l let herself out she knows how to open both front and back doors we keep her inside because of coyotes owls and cars Today is a rare day in Arizona it is really raining and slightly cold So when she went and did her nornal trick of jumping over the dogs to get out she got a very wet surprise So she went out got wet feet and ran back inside.

Why is it that whenever I type this my dogs eat catshit and come up and try to kiss me?