Minions

Iask the question is it better to have minions or to be a minion? My ego says it is better to have minions loyal followers that will do whatever you want but it also be fun to be a minion I meanyou can get together with your fellows make a pinata of the person you follow and you and your buddies can beat it with a stick until candy and goodies come out doesn't that sound like fun? especially for someone like me who sits alone in a dark room with only her 6 dogs to comfory her.