Door to door salesman

One of those little bastards came to my house today This little prick was all "I'm practicing public speaking" This is a project He looked like he was a baby so I asked if this was some kind of school project? No I;m out of school between high school and college So i asked are you casing my house? He said no are you scared of me? AT his point I turned and looked at him andd I said THERE IS A BIRD ON MY SHIRT, A PACK OF DOGS AT MY COMMAND, AND A COW SKELETON IN THE FRONT YARD I THINK YOU HAVE MORE REASON TO BE AFRAID THAN I DO thats when he pulled out this thing saying these are my sponsers and it was a whole bunch of magazines and crap and I said dude yoou are sellling magazines get the fuck out of here