I want an Undead Monkey

The good thing about having a herd of small dingoes that live in my house they run off all the fucking people that go door to door selling religion We got the second movie of Pirates of the Carribean and I want an undead monkey I also think it would be really cool to live in a cypress tree as long as I could get internet connections and tv I could live almost anywhere even though I am not really going to leave this house I am also surfing the Crimson Tide so everyone needs to clear the beaches if they don't want their heads cut off by bloodthirsty tiger sharks and to add to my aggro the tv with the DVR broke and it hasn't been fixed yet they sent the new receiver today it was the wrong one so now I have to wait until Friday maybe YouTube is the only thing keeping me sane and puppy love